[ARCHIVED DATA] The Battle Ship

FlashMan here.

I've been rummaging through my old backup hard drive, and found some of my old ELB content, back when the column was text-based before I changed it to an audio column. One of the short pieces I wrote was titled The Battle Ship, and was a gag piece set in standard Battle Network continuity. The entirety of it is below; the story, according to the file's data, is dated January of '06. I hope you enjoy it.

The Battle Ship